Damn hun, hope the time until you get unwired flies by fast.

I was wired twice. The following was how I coped.

If they have you on that shake crap, I found Sustical tasted better than Ensure. Both taste better with a little ice cream blended with it.

You can break up crackers or chips and slide it through the hole where your tooth was to suck the salt off. You could also food process a variety of items down and get them through with the same method.

Make a list of everything you want to eat as you have cravings. Then have your wife make them when you are freed.

My parents had really cheesy omelets with fries one night and I spent all that time wanting that and had it first on my list.

Of course they didn't make it cause they weren't in the mood for it, but that how my life always rolls. lol

And if you have time off of work, enjoy the heck out of that.