All signs seem to be pointing to me being a schmuck.

Also, I hate calendars.

Oh, and I especially hate cheap packing tape.

And further I hate stupid airhead people that can't figure anything out and need me to wipe their asses for them every fucking day.

It's fucking gross, yo!

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