I had to log in uphill both ways. On one of those candlestick phones where you had to spin the crank on the side to power it up. And it was on a party line so everybody could hear what we downloaded, but it didn't matter since all the porn was silent movies anyway, starring actresses like Lilian Gash and Theda Bareass.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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