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Old 07-21-2008, 10:53 AM
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with all due respect, I think b and c might be debatable

that being said

Rule: Single men should not know the shades of a color. Acceptable terms
are "light" or "dark". Example: if your friend asks you what shade
of purple a shirt is, the only acceptable responses are "light purple" or
"dark purple". If you use anything like "plum" or "violet", you will
automatically be turned gay and might as well open a B&B in Vermont
with your new "life partner" Richard Simmons. This rule does not apply
to men in an long-term relationship (like myself) and married men.