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Pick a joke:
Close your eyes when he's getting ready to shoot and it shouldn't get it in your eyes.
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Tell him to shoot it in your hair next time.
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Grip it a little tighter and your hand shouldn't slip off no matter how much lotion you use.
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That's what you get for looking at German porn
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Stop searching for Snooki upskirts and you won't find yourself wishing for blindness
That's all I got.