I like presents. Who doesn't? I think I'm going to ask my wife for the present the picture above. Something tells me that she will roll her eyes and say "No way in hell you could ever close that deal". Be that as it may, I'm still going to ask. Fish gotta swim, dogs gotta to hunt and Cmetz is going to fuck it up. Let's see what fuckery occurred in the last week in the DSF...
Beer loves mexican coke. Wait for the doorbell ring from the friendly drug enforcement agent. No wait, he likes the soda. Yeah, um, sure.
Pierce went to SA. He forgot to turn on TOGIH for a few hours. Not to worry, His replacement is a good guy. Welcome to the Fuckery Tom!
NookieJunie dropped some truth on the DSF. Evidently there is a Chinatown in Johannesburg. No shit, I thought Chinatowns were only in industrialized nations, not stick and fire nations.
Jo wants all you bitches to stop being little bitches. Well said Jo!
Magnusrex, who's wife is awesome in so many ways, would be pissed if she knew pictures of him and a stripper were on the interweb. She isn't pissed that he has pictures with strippers, just that they are on the net. Anyone else think that is a bit odd?
dolphinskull misses jolt cola and surge. Meh, with stabilized caffeine pills, who needs that shit.
If you all remember last week, Amy had naked sex. This week she is sore. Well, madam, we need more information for the Spank Bank.
SRD went out with a blind chick on a blind date. And he still got laid. I thought that people who were blind have better than average hearing and smell. Your hard breathing and bad odor still didn't scare her off?
megadouche got two new badges. Badge Hater and Pick Thread Hater. Up next, fat chick hater badge. I'm pulling for you!
Eccles built a big ass bookcase downstairs, but needed to get it up stairs. How does shit happen in England? You chaps are supposed to be the engineering gods and some shit like that.
josehl is mayan. Is this 2012 thing for reals? If so, i'm going to make some changes to my life. Fuck this taking care of myself and my financial well being.
Bubbagump523 announced that Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed last week. In related news Bubbagump523 reinlisted, this time, without lying on his contract!
Mr. Brownfella revealed what his true line of profession is. He is a porno director. This makes a ton of sense, especially with the 'things my wife won't do' thread.
Wood Dragon wants his girlfriend to join DSF. Bad move brother. I think Satan is just trying to protect you.
The Juice is encouraging people to shoot satan a pm.....you may as well encourage people to write their Congressmen or Barrister (I don't know what the fuck that is) for you fucks across the pond.
Cmets had a date with a 21 year old chick that was cool and hot. Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but.......then he fucked it up.
elvictorino was locked out of the DSF. Time to pay your membership dues. You know those cards aren't free, right? Next time, Foetus will be by to collect. You don't want a visit from Foetus.
Stantz has a sore ass. British Navy in port last week?
Foetus likes to draw stickmen. Stickmen shit pics......
pmpn8ez112 invited us bowling. Reminds me of this song, take the retards to the zoo....then TheSnake would have to kick our dumb asses out.
Pisceschef Amateurs Dressed/Undressed thread hit 1,000,000 views. That is a ton of kleenex sacrificed in that quest!
Satan is trying to understand international linguistics. Fucking Canadians, how do they work? Eh?
Maxbailey knows he's going to fuck it up.
Bob was kissing Pisceschef's ass. I think they are back together......if only for the kids.
Moviephile watches too many 'who done it' movies. He actually suggested that josehl knocked off his grandma for the insurance money. Fucked up, out of line, off the charts dark....and a fair question.
TheSnake Celebrated his birthday. Happy Birthday Duder!
On with the fuckery!