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MICHIGAN A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
INDIANA Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
UTAH Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
UTAH Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
Cleveland, OHIO Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes
Hastings, NEBRASKA The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Helena, MONTANA A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
Maryville, MISSOURI The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.
MICHIGAN A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
Norfolk, VIRGINIA A woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
Oxford, OHIO Illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Deadwood, SOUTH DAKOTA Dresses that show the ankles or higher are illegal. (Dress must cover ankles)
Headland, ALABAMA No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.
Miami, FLORIDA Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.
Merryville, MISSOURI Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
Kidderville, NEW HAMPSHIRE Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen".
NEVADA Sex without a condom is considered illegal
MARYLAND It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
TEXAS No one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."
NEBRASKA No one may purchase a package of condoms at a corner drugstore. Only physicians can sell them while practicing medicine.
ARKANSAS Condoms can be sold only by physicians and other medical practitioners.
DELAWARE Condoms may only be sold by doctors and wholesale druggists.
MAINE Condom sellers must be licensed and the license must always be on public display.