New Canadian Currency to Fight Terrorism
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. Accordingly, the Government of Canada has decided to redesign the Canadian currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism:
New Canada $10 Anti-Terrorism Note
New Canada $20 Anti-Terrorism Note
New Canada $100 Anti-Terrorism Note
It is well known that Muslim terrorists will kill themselves if they see a naked woman, so this action by the government will protect Canada from terrorist acts.