Be ye a Tard or a Noob,
Hath ye shewn us yur Boob.
or nothing at all,
or maybe yur ball?
Be ye Drunk or a Homo,
Sing like Perry Como.
You're all welcome here,
Even if you're quite queer.
Merry Christmas to You, from me my names Kable,
I'll toast to your Health, as soon as I'm able.
For Christmas Eve was a night,
and try to get out as I might.
I'm still right here in my bed,
with thoughts of Jo, Amy, Virlomi in my head.
What a 4some that would be,
If they would just sneak in me.
As I exhale with a sigh,
knowing Brodie's getting high.
The Godfather's giving orders,
and expanding his borders.
Lucas was busy this year.
instilling us with fear.
Mr. Brownfellas posts, are most often funny,
so Santa granted his wish for his own Playboy Bunny.
It was a blond with big breasts that he wished for you see.
but not the one from nineteen sixty three!
Santa can be cruel,
and quite a tool.
But for all of the good things that Santa could remember,
He granted one wish and gave Snake quite the member.
It's 13 inches now when Snake gets excited,
And you should see his girlfriend, she is simply delighted.
I'm now out of time and have to get the Turkey a roasting.
or tonight my family and friends will give me quite a toasting.
But tonight with a glass of wine in my hand,
that comes from Nookies own grape laden land.
I'll secretly toast to all of your wealth,
and throw in a wish that we all have good health.
So I bid you adieu and wish you good Cheer,
Oh Damn, I forgot to write something about Beer!
And Mega and Foetes and others and Pred.
Oh well maybe tonight before I go to Bed!
Merry Christmas,
Kabel