[Marcusrab]

Or hang yourself..


and, if your muslim.. you will get 40 brand new virgin girlfriends when you get to.. wherever the fuck muslim heaven is.. but beware.. after the first 10 clingy virgins want to take you to the heaven-mall.. to take pictures with you and meet her parents.. and start planning out your heaven-wedding.. you and your 10 new "meant to be's".. might make you think twice about the whole virgin thing..

And all in all.. girlfriends are very very over-rated.. you end up broke, and bored of the pussy.. waiting for her to goto sleep so you can come beat off to drunkenstepfather..

Let me assure you.. the joy you get from the shexi girls on this forum (especially the chosen ones) will be far more sustainable then the joy you get from a real girlfriend.. cause remember.. now you have to take care of two people's needs..

its all "Feed me.. and buy me a new purse" and "Why do I have to wear the pillowcase during sex" bullshit soooooo over-rated..


Get a fuck-buddy and goto your local bank and open a CD.. you'll be much happyer in the end.




/end rant





Marcus