69 Feet Under
Feed your oral fixation and gorge on each other's privates the way the zombies gorge on brains. Mmm, braaaains! OK, maybe not that enthusiastically.
Rigor Mortis
Brace yourself for a bone-shaking ride. Sometimes you have to stiffen up to take a stiff one. Bonus: You'll stretch those hamstrings doing the "downward dog" yoga pose.
The Human Centipede
A disturbing sight, isn't it, their faces glued to each other's crotches, writhing around, with their legs dangling out of the casket. Yeah, we know, this isn't how the folks in the movie were attached, but wouldn't you rather have it this way?
Buried Alive
There are worse ways to go than getting smothered by a beautiful woman's junk. You'll go with a smile on your face as you're ass-phyxiated.