[Magnusrex]

so pretty much ever one here is familiar with Mitch Hedberg right? of cousre you are.
so me and my son are telling each other jokes last night, you know 10 year old 4th grade type of jokes. "what time is it when an elephant sleeps in your bed" "time to get a new bed" stuff like that. my wife comes in and says to me "do you realize you're telling jokes like Mitch does" and she was right i was, and my son was loving it. but last night we came up with a new joke.
you ask someone "how do you spell, today" and if they spell "t o d a y" you say " that is not how you spell friday!" if they do spell "friday" you just say "wrong, you spell today t o d a y" it's a win win but you have to do i with a Mitch Hedberg delivery.