I'd go to Africa. Some little impoverished village.
Sure, there'd be zombies, but they'd only weigh like 70 lbs.
The Zombie Survival Guide is good in theory, but you have to have all of that shit planned ahead of time because if you wait until you're in the midst of a zombie siege, you can bet your ass 95% of stores that sell all of the shit will be looted and long-since abandoned.
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