[Shasturbator]

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%.
Percentage of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%.

A person who is lost and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes, provided they are made of leather.

An igloo will stand up to modern artillery better than a concrete barricade. Additionally, the are almost invisible from the air and can't be spotted by infrared sensors