[FortySuz&Two]

when i was in high school my uncle was married to this crazy bitch(literally).
while there are many crazy stories i could tell about this bitch, i'll start with this little ditty: her and my uncle lived with my grandparents like i did and when my cousins would come over on the weekends they would have her take us places like the pool and skating and stuff. so we're at the skating rink eating a pizza when out of nowhere she says omg brandy you just ate the 7th peice of pizza. he's gonna come get you tonight. "he" would be this guy that she claimed would come into her bedroom in the morning after my uncle left for work and talked to her while she slept. as you can imagine this scared the shit out of brandy and her sister kim. it didn't phase me i was starting to catch on that she wasn't quite right from living with them.

omg then there was the time they were on their honeymoon in gatilanburg and she was followed by lorrie morgan (she's on old counrty singer) b/c she liked her boyfriend marty stewart (also a counrty singer). before they split up she was diagnosed with paranoid scizophrenia.