[fatanduseless]

Mine>
I was going through a cross street in a 25 mph road. Driving a 1978 Buick Regal Station Wagon, pretty big car. Some asshole ran the STOP sign at about 40 mph. He was in a similar Olsdmobile. T-boned me between front and rear driver-side door. Flung the car into a telephone pole on the opposite corner. Broke every window in the car and buckled the roof up over a foot. I walked away with bumps and bruises and some glass imbedded in my back. That was 20 years ago and I still have the scars to show.

Group of friends>
I was the only person in the group that had NOT been in a rollover. Two were off road, one was slow speed in an accident and the last was a high speed drift in to a raised man-hole cover. They all walked away.

Katie> "the best"
One of our employees, Katie, told us the story of her accident. She was only 14 when she and her friend stole her parents jeep Cherokee for a joy ride. She had never driven before and was on a highway and took an exit ramp way to fast. She jumped the curb going through the curve and crashed the car into the woods. If that is not funny enough, one of the trees she ran through was rotted and had a huge bee hive in it. They ended up getting stung. Alot. No other injuries, just a totalled car.