[mr.brownfella]

31. If you're nice to others, we notice and take our cue from there.

32. If you're nice to us, we could care less about what you look like.

33. Girls want to say "I love you" the moment they mean it, but wait for you to say it first, 'cause we think you won't be able to see that we're not asking for marriage, only telling you how we feel.

34. When a girl looks calmed down, minimal makeup, genuinely happy... you're doing something right.

35. If a girl tells her friend she wants to marry a guy, it doesn't mean anything more than what it meant with the last guy. If she tells her boyfriend, it's the truth.

36. A girl will never say "leave me alone" to a guy, since she thinks that is the most hurtful thing you can say to someone you're with...

37. If we think you're the one, that IS a final decision, and can only be undone if you make it so. (Ie: cheating, ending the relationship, etc)

38. Girls can be as silly as guys. Therefore, when we say "can we talk?", we expect you to listen, 'cause this isn't just another conversation... We want to be serious when we say "can we talk?"

39. We know your friends are cool, but your friends that are girls will instantly hate US, even if they don't like you like that. This is because all girls hate other girls in a guy's life.

40. When a girl looks at you for longer than a minute, she's thinking about how much she likes you.

41. When a girl looks at you for longer than 5 minutes, she's wondering if your children will have your eyes or your nose.

42. Girls like manliness, not misogynism. Also, girls like compassionate men, not men with vaginas.

43. Girls have physical troubles you can't even imagine.

44. Girls have standards. Seriously. We put major thought into these and expect them to be fulfilled. That does not make a girl a snob.

45. Girls hate men who spend more time in front of the mirror in the morning than they do. Why are you trying to look better than us?

46. Girls talk more about guys than guys ever could. Trust us: it's all we do.

47. It's not called leading you on if a girl is trying to see if there's possibility of pursuing the relationship.

48. Girls hate that guys make seemingly rational decisions that make no emotional sense.

49. Girls around the world are consistently trying to spy on guys in some way or another to find out what the hell goes on in a guy's mind.

50. We like that you can open the pickle jar for us, but girls like it even more that you can hold her hand at a funeral.

51. Not all women are bitches. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group because you got rejected a few times.

52. We hate guys that are too skinny. It's worse if the guy is tall and skinny. That said, girls don't necessarily want a bodybuilder boyfriend either.

53. We know you love it girls talk about their asses/boobs/etc. Did you really think we didn't know that?

54. Girls like no-strings fiery nights of passion as much as guys do, but saying so could result in reputation problems, so guys should approach the subject.

55. There is no such thing as a shy girl after the age of 16. After that, all girls are acting. Remember, "a woman's charm is 50% illusion".

56. When a girl kisses you between your neck and shoulder and/or behind the ear, she wants to jump your bones.

57. Girls love being tickled, because the fact that you want to tickle us is so cute, but we also hate it, 'cause we make very 'tarded faces when we laugh like hyenas.

58. All girls really want is for you to offer a massage. Any body part is fine. Just the fact that you're offering is enough.

59. Not all girls are saucy minxes: we will let you know what we want and how far we'd like you to go with us. All we ask is for respect for us, whether we want one random night or a 6-month sex wait.

60. The minute a girl decides to be with you, she's already decided that anytime you need it, she'll sacrifice anything necessary to get it to you. Anything, anytime, anywhere.