I puked in my ex-fiance's mouth TWICE!
Once I was following her home from the bar and had to puke really bad. It came up my throat and was in my mouth by the time I pulled over. I puked for a good 2 minutes, washed my mouth out with some beer in my car but it was like 2 drops from the bottom of the bottle. Got to her house and she met me in the driveway, wrapped her arms around my neck and just fucking frenched the hell out of me. She was drinking vodka all night and as soon as I tasted it, I puked about another half mouthfull right into her mouth!!!
She was so drunk she thought that SHE was the one who puked and apologized to me for it.
The second time was a similar situation where I was WASTED but I was in the process of going down on her. I felt the waterfall mouth begin and tried to slide up her body so I could then get up and run to the bathroom but right as I got to my knees she sat up to kiss me with her mouth wide open to french me deep and it just let the fuck go projectile vomit style.
Needless to say, it completely filled her mouth, went all over her face and scalp and hair. Went all over her bed and pillows and sheets. She runs to the bathroom all freaked out and I never laughed so hard in my life up to that point.
Fucking priceless!!!!!!
BTW, I still fucked her in the ass and the vag while rolling around in the puke later. If it wasn't for the smell, I would definately do it again
