[Shasturbator]

In high school, we were piss drunk at the rodeo (Big deal in Sikeston, MO) and my buddy decided the line to the restroom was too long and thought he would just walk around to the back and piss behind them, just as he started pissing, cop tapps him on his shoulder, he is drunk, so, 180% spin to see who it was....that's right, pissing on the cop's legs....wish I had a camera....good times...