[Bam-Bam]

A slip of the tongue can be so embarrassing.
When I asked the beautiful salesgirl for a ticket to Pittsburgh, what came out was a "picket to Titsburg".
That's nothing. The other day I asked my wife to pass the salt and ended up saying, "You bitch, you ruined my life!"




A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured girl. Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" and he replied, "Okay. I owe you a dollar."



Did you hear about the new morning-after birth control pill for men?
It doesn't do anything about the baby; it just changes your bloodtype.