Quick one liners:
An Irishman, A scotsman and An Englishman walk into a bar,
Barman says, "Is this a joke?"
A baby seal walks into a club...
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror asks her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment!'
He replies, 'You have perfect eyesight!'
Wife gets naked and asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
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