What's the worst part about having sex with a 7 year old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
What would Princess Di be doing if she were alive today?
Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
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