Well duh you don't understand. The president sets the gas prices and hes leaving so hes being nice. Plus the next president used to be the president in Iraq or something but hes got a tan now so his old country will be giving us oil. The changed as happened. We're going back to the way things used to be forever. Where is my confederate flag dammit!
Anyways I drive a gas guzzler because I don't have much of an alternative. I have those damn back problems that make me sit in a certain angle when I'm in pain and no car can get it just right. That and cause I'm from Texas I drive a big ass truck with a pair of chromed truck nutz! God damn I can't stop with the sarcasm tonite lol