A guy and his girlfriend were gonna have sex, but they were at his parents house, so they had to do it on the top bunk of his brothers bed. So the girl says, If I want it faster, I'll say lettuce, slower, I'll say tomato. So they get goin at it and she get's yellin lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!, when all of a sudden the dudes little brother says, "Quit making sandwiches up there, you're gettin mayonnaise all over me!"
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