I was in a fender-bender the other day - got rear-ended by a big ol' Lincoln on the main drag.
When I got out to check the driver of the other car climbed out too.
Turned out to be a dwarf with a huge scowl on his face.
First thing he said was " I'm Not happy"
So I sez-"So which one ARE you?"
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"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.
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