It smells like sex in here. And not the good kind. The kinda smell that only emanates from a shameful and sexually confused college freshman named Daniel after a drunk night of “exploration” with one or more members of the men’s lacrosse team.
I am kinda jealous of Daniel’s good time.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
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