We're always trying to think of new ways to innovate here at DSF.com. For the most part, we are incredibly lazy shits who just the bare minimum to get get by, which also explains why we get along so smashingly with you lot.
That being said, we got to talking tonight and the ideas started flowing. Merchandise!! Branding!! Let's get DSF out on the street!!!
However, things took a turn for the better when we uttered these two words:
Boy Band.
Yeah yeah, we could have gone the new school route; you know Jonas brothers or something to that effect.
New Kids on the Block was a tad too old school.
We figured late-nineties, boy band craziness was really the era and market to exploit here.
That being said, may I present you with:
THE STEPBROTHERS
That's right, they are there playing the roles we need them to play:
kt2008 - The Shy One
Fsmak - The Bad Boy
BlackCrypt - The Really Really Good Looking One With Too Much Gel in His Hair
Jester - The Smart One
Shasta - The Drunk One...Also most likely to end up in rehab
Who's gotta hook up at a record label? We need to get these guys signed!
DISCLAIMER *I have not drank or done drugs in well over a month now and there is a good chance this isn't nearly as funny as I think it is*