Let's all do our part to fight terrorism
 

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.

He must commit suicide if he does.

So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

sending this to EVERYONE I know....also printing flyers to hang at the courthouse...

Count me the fuck in! I got the fireworks!!!!!!

P.S. I think a keg will show your hate more than a 6'er...everyone STOCK UP!

AMEN to that!

I'm really gonna post this on public bulliten boards...really

OK, but shasta, you can not, repeat can not, come out tucked and start dancing like Jay from Clerks 2 and think you are helping.

I know you guys are joking, but this is offensive.

And I'm not Muslim...The only reason I say this is because if I made some joke about Christians(not fundamentalist Christians, because you guys are talking about Muslims, just regular Muslims) I would get booted, booed and banned from the forums...

I read the first post clearly and didn't find any mention of actual terrorists, just the assumption all Muslims are terrorists...

I feel like I'm pulling a pendragon, but I also feel it's necessary because it's shit like this that is fine with everyone but if it's turned back on the same person, they'll flip out.

So I just wanted to point that out. And I figure I'll get a lot of bullshit about how its a joke and how I need to get the sand out of my vagina. You may be right, but I'm right, too.

Thanks for letting me vent.

Peace guys.

I would actually laugh at a christianity joke...shit I'll laugh at anything, it's all in good fun, if people seriously get that butthurt, they shouldn't be around...they obviously aren't enjoying life...

gtfo......and no, you aren't right

oh, wal-mart is having a sale...go buy yourself some new panties

I think you are right Heat, but truthfully I did not see the Muslim reference in the original post. I think my eyes are trained to pick out the words "naked" "women" "alcohol" "6 pack" and ignore everything else....