you know how I know you're gay?
 

OK guys, lets go, from the 40yr Old Virgin....

Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.


post what ya got....

shasta: You know how I know you're gay?
binary: How?
shasta: Cause you blew Lucas

he told me that was a requirement for registration. dammit, I fall for that every time!

yeah, but binary swallows without being asked to

duh!


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shasta: You know how I know you're gay?

bigmac & RB: How?

shasta: Cause you had a bro-luv fest last night

eyes were closed, not gay!

You know how I know you're gay?

How?

'Cause of you obsession with having a male suck your dick. Just because you say it, doesn't mean it happened. Well, maybe in bigmac's case.

its not really an obsession...just the constant requests from you guys

who wouldnt blow lucas?

You know how I know you're all gay for each other?

..... *lets the thread speak for itself* ......

:D It's kinda cute though.