Sex in the Country
 

With all the demand for the Sex in the City movie, do you think people would be so inclined to watch my movie called Sex in the Country about a moonshine drinking, toothless hick who fucks his daughters and sometimes, when they are too busy tending to the farm his horses, played by a Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike, who instead of sipping martinis, drinks out of a trough and pisses and shits on the stable boy. It's got corporate production written all over it and despite not being a blockbuster hit of the summer, and more of something that never gets distribution, we could probably convince a few people to see it - if we project it on a barn in a community where no one can afford TVs.

I'll take 2 tickets.

That'll be an indie movie favourite. You can win Sundance or some shit.

I'll camp out to see that shit!

Jesus, you freaky.

Wouldn't that be more like reality TV to them?

Is Sarah J. Parker playing one of the horses? Thats the role of a lifetime for her!!

I think I found a star for the movie, goes by the name UncleDad.

Wasnt Joe Dirt already done?