an Offer: I WILL PAY anyone to...
 

Get a DrunkenStepfather tattoo [/endfact]

here are the conditions:

1. It has to say I <3 DSF or Drunkenstepfather (the <3 is a heart)
Or for guys it can just say DSF Kicks Ass (or some variation thereof)

2. It has to cost under $100 (its gonna have to be small for $100)

3. You must get a pic of you WHILE it is happening and a pic after (so we can make sure it's real)

4. Proof of payment - It has to be a real tattoo artist/shop that you paid money to.

5. I will NOT pay for a tattoo that costs more than $100

If any one of these 5 conditions are not met then i will not pay.

thats it!

If anybody will do that and send me proof of payment I will reimburse you.

I Swear to God. :D


DO IT!!!...you won't

Oh wait.

I just thought of something. What if 2 people get tattoos at the same time? Who gets the money?

We'll have to do it this way....If you intend to do it, POST your intention here.
First person to post the intention and follow thru wins the money.

Can I get a really cheap one and keep the profit or will you only pay what I pay?

I will only pay what you pay.

#6. It has to be on your bunghole.

HELL, I would pay to see that! ...on a girl

I'll buy that for a dollar

hell I'll throw in an extra $25 to anyone who does...

Oh shit, enriching the pot. Add another $25 from me.

Someone design a cool DSF image for me to get, 2" x 2" I'll get it next week, look at my other tattoos, it won't even be the dumbest.