DSF Week in Review 10/9/11
 

Vegas Baby! Vegas! Just got home from four days, three nights in Sin City. Wifey and I saw Peepshow with Holly Madison (see above). I asked my wife why so many chicks were in the audience, was it because all women secretly want lesbian experiences and three ways? Nope, she replied, it was because all women secretly and some not so secretly want to be sluts. Makes sense to me...Halloween is a good example of that! Let's see what the inmates of DSF were up to last week....

It was the 2nd of October in Merry Ole England and Stantz got burned. Fuck dude, all englishmen burn within .32 seconds from stepping out the door. That whole country is practically vampires! Yeah, you too Ginger Boy!:D

Jo loves the Rugby. Hot hot hot. A chick that likes violent sports.....yeah baby!:D

V dropped by. We miss you, alot and your nakedness, alot.:D

Satan stopped by on his way to a dubstep party. A dude with a ripped abdomen shouldn't go dubstep.....I don't even know what dubstep is, but sounds painful. What is up with your AC crush....that shit ain't healthy either!:D

Smeegs girlfriend is on Anderson Coopers side. Meh, worse things can happen, you are still pulling the trim right? All good!:D

Pobs is looking for someone to Fedex him a vag. Be careful of what you wish for. You need to be more specific in your requests. One skunk vag on the way....on dry ice of course. Chilled for your pleasure.:D

From Mega: Pobsy has a Swiss account. But i think he's referring to his sammich.:mad: You have a future in this business kid!:D

Bubbagump523 took his kid to the fights with iceskating. Nice. What is next, bare knuckle boxing?:D

magnusrex learn that fish tacos are actually a dish of fish tacos, not just stanky pussy. I can't imagine the look on your face when you walk past the roach coach and they are hawking fish tacos......:D

Homo Explosion has taken to snorting oatmeal. Does that lower your cholesterol as well?:D

The birthday boy, SRD wears skinny jeans, chicks skinny jeans. You have to stop taking fashion advice from Homo Explosion.:D

elvictorino wears POV cameras on his wiener. Hmm, I guess when your prostrate is enlarged you want to remember the good old days of a long piss. Still seems fucked up to me.:D

josehl has given up on life. Yep, he has taken to wearing a mustard stained tshirt with sweat pants....not those cool puma or addidas ones, the ghetto ones from wally world and shit.:D

Cmetz fucked it up. Sorry brah.:(

megadouche had an itchy back. And by back, he meant his dick. And by dick he meant his back. And by back he meant Molson, the pet name for his dick. Alot.:D

Wood Dragon is fucking Cmetz's mom. The fucked up part is that Woody could be Cmetz's new daddy. Or just an "uncle" that comes over after Cmetz is passed out.:D

dolphinskull is josehl's new pimp.:D

maxbailey wants to know WWPAD? So does the rest of DSF. Well.....:D

The Juice broke the DSF playing the arcade. Fucker!:D

Madam Meow is looking for a home based business, but she is too lazy. Here is an idea, steal and blame it on lazyness. Have people give you money to do shit and don't. :D

Foetus knows the price of crackwhores in every city: Beverly Hills, $30, Dallas $7.25, Chicago $11. I think you are on to something there....publish the crackwhore index every week. That will help ensure that no DSF'er ever overpays for a shitty blow job.:D

Pisceschef can't rhyme worth a shit. Maybe that is why Run DMC dropped your ass in the 80's.....:D

DSF Quote of the Week: i swear, you are dumber than a bag of Bobs! - magnusrex

amy's boyfriend beats up her pussy and then ices it down. Such a gentleman.....:D

Mr. Brownfella owes me $200. Fucking 27 black......not a damn thing on that one.:D

TheSnake gave one of the best "win one for the gipper" speeches when it comes to getting dumped. Fuck that zoo keeper business, you should give motivational speeches! Succinct and poignant...and shit like that.:D

On with the fuckery!

Sweet! did you see any nips? :D

It wasn't me. I blame Jesus for fucking around with the site while Satan's away. :cool:

Nips and ass, no vag.:(

WOOHOO! :D

great job as usual.
Wish I could remember the speech:confused:

I thought that said Pobs when I read it the other day....that explains a lot.

I'm wondering if I should start one of those sex toys from home businesses. Then I can go to chick's houses, sell them toys, take pics of them using their toys and then post them here. :evilgrin: It would be like an Avon Lady, except way more kick ass.

Another brilliant job TR!

Good to see you made it back home and didn't lose enough money to get your internet connection shut off!

Just FYI, those mustard stains on my Costco sweatpants come in handy when I get hungry. You all should try this technique.

Great to have you back TR!

It's actually quite helpful to be reminded aboot the nonsense I spew on a weekly basis.

I nominate NoJ for DSF'r of the Month!

If you can get them to do live sex shows, you may be on to something!:D