DSF Week in Review 5/29/11
 

Snake is still pissed at his gym. And he's pissed at the word doppelganger. It seems that Snake is following in the footsteps of SRD and turing to the "dark side". I say let your anger out Snake!

Nufsedalready loves family fun night. (read: playing D&D in his basement in his tighty whities, drinking Mountain Dew and eating Funyons). :D

Amy loves fancy words like superfluous. We love Amy. :)

Cableporter committed an egregious act against the DSF, not posting enough porn. :D

MrBrownfella loves penis amputee shows on Discovery channel. Seems odd, but to each their own. :D

Maxbailey has a dossier on each one of us. This week he let a vintage picture of the Snake out in a great sweater. I don't want to know what you have on Homo Explosion.....:D

Trips is out of the pokey. :) He's hungry and he's back at the DSF. Welcome back!

Pobs love the Disneyland. I think Pobs loves the cock too. Disneyland is for kids, not adults. It is a corporate machine designed to suck the money out of your wallet. Magnusrex agrees and would rather be dead than go. I'm with you! :D

Cmetz is angling for a platonic relationship with Jo. You are doing it wrong. :D

Jo is in the camp that Casey Anthony is going to fry. Yes she is. After 20 years in prison and appeal after appeal. They should install an express lane to the electric chair for that piece of work.

Eccles works for Hallmark. He announced that "Towel Day" was this week. Really? And I didn't get you a card. :(

El Victorino cleans shitters, that is all.

Meg A Douchenstein lives. A tornado can't stop the Mega one called Douche. He's been giving DSFers the finer points on getting surprise buttsecs. Well played sir!

Five Inch Taint is back from basic training! Welcome back and thank you for serving! And he just had his 3 year anniversary at the DSF. That comes to 68,000 porn images burned into your brain and 34,000 Foetus images you can't unsee. :)

Foetus broke TOGIH again. And almost died from a hangover. I can see it now, Hangover 3 starring Foetus, Beer and Cmetz.

Beer makes beer runs every day. My man, stock up so you don't have to drive to the liquor store cranked. :D

The Juice watches porn when he flies. So does Virlormi. Hats off to you two.:)

The Godfather talked of retiring, but he's on the Brett Favre retirement plan..... :D

Speaking of retired. Many of you don't know this, but Fishman is a retired professional drunk. He is going to be inducted into the DHOF next St. Patrick's Day in Boston. Mark you calendars. We will be having a DSF reception prior to the ceremony. :D

N00bs take notice. Wood Dragon is uploading a ton of pretty good stuff. Go check out the porn section. Keep up the good work Woodrow! :D

On with the Fuckery!

Actually I did it the Bret Fav-re way. I quit for a little bit and then thought I could still stay in the game. A few years of pissing off the fans and showing my junk to people later, I figured it was time to hang up the jock.

Awesome stuff as always Brahmin!

I used to regularly buy a lot extra (up to $80 per trip) and end up drinking it all by the next day, so either way, I have to buy more all the time. But money has been really tight lately.

I plan to have a cellar in my dream home but all the bottles would be going out much faster than they come in.
All this talk about beer... I'll be right back

once again TR,bang up job!!!

Summary accurate, humour level high. Well played.

now I am really pissed. mutha fuckers threw me out of the gym today. Not before I rallied the troops and got everyone in the gym really pissed off:)

Great job!

although aren't you the one who just got back from basic training?

once again great job

fixed. I got my "f's" mistaken.:(