Let's Prank (harass) Celebrities
 

ok, so here's the deal, we need celebrity phone numbers so our lord and savior jesus martinez can prank them and post them.

many lulz to be had.

the only "good" things i have right now are mysapce pages of lindsay lohan and paris filthin...i mean hilton.

lohan
www.myspace.com/privacycunt

paris
http://www.myspace.com/GODDESSPH

Christina Applegate

Numbers working there:
323-654-5372 - billed to Alisa Applegaet. Answering machine says, "This is Alisa, you can reach me on my cellular at 213-215-2616." Alisa is Christina's little sister, born in 1977. They've been roommates before so Christina MIGHT live here.


Art Bell
775-727-1832 home phone number


David Coverdale - from washed-up 80's glam band, Whitesnake
Has six lines at his house:
775-831-5524 main number
775-831-5441 fax line
775-831-0248
775-831-8338
775-831-3350
775-831-5506

122 views and no replies? you lazy motherfuckers!

Oh, sorry, everyone else probably agrees with me and thinks this is something we would do if we were in the 4th grade....we're all adults here, perverted and corny sometimes, but we have standards (at least I think so)....

It's not that I'm lazy. It's just it took 3 years and a court order to get Coverdale from stalking me after I bought a copy of Whitesnake's last album and I'll be damned if I get that shit started again.

What the fuck do you want? A pat on the back for posting the alleged phone numbers of people I couldn't give a fuck less about? Plus, the fact that you posted two myspace pages that are set to private, the phone # a famous chick's sister, and two guys no one has ever heard of is just sad.

Well played!

you sir, can go fuck yourself. i'm trying to help jesus get some quality prank calls in. you can say it's immature, but if you get a laugh out of a future call, then you'll say it's genius.

like you fucks are any better than i.

See what the hell you started?

Towdog,

I understand you have found my new phone numbers. You have no idea how long I have waited to hear from you again. I still count you as one of my dearest fans and hope that we can get the whole court order thing behind us. If you could at least call me I promise not to set up a tent in your front yard again. Please, please just one short call. Also, if you could see your way to purchasing a copy of my new album "Good To Be Bad" I would be forever grateful. I need the money for new hair implants.

David C

p.s. I wrote Call On Me just for you

Well if it makes you feel any better I went and TP'ed Debbie Gibsons house...bitch would not sleep with me in High School!!!