Message To The Past
 

Okay so we've all seen time travel movies, so if you could send your past self a message, advice, or a warning what would that message be?

Hey 13year old me, you now the computer thing your into right now and the idea of writing your own video game program stick with it, this computer shit is going to be big! Oh yeah! Tell mom and dad to buy a shitload of stock in Microsoft

1) Don't take that last parachute jump in the Corps.
2) Don't marry, ever.
3) Fuck yeah, I'm from the future motherfucker, I've got a flying car and a woman who blows me whenever I look at her!

-SRD

1. Bet Red
2. Trent Dilfer is gonna win a Superbowl with the Ravens & the Bill's will lose 4 in a row.
3. That cheerleader pussy is poison, go for the shy one.
4. Condoms, use 'em.

The DD's aren't worth it!!! Ditch the bitch before she takes all your savings, racks up your credit cards and cheats on you!!!

Oh and buy lots of Cirrus Logic stock!! It booms big time in 94. Then sell all of it before Feb 95!!

Amen, brother.
-SRD

1. Donald will bully you during the 9th Grade. When you finally get fed up, get him outside of school property then Ms. James won't be forced to call the Police.

2. Angela, Jill, Audrey, Kaye, Colorado, Dionne, Bianca, Sabrina & Veronica will all present themselves to you during Freshman/Sophomore year of College. When is enough, enough? Fit the bitches in! Especially Colorado, it appears that she does not age.

3. It started sort of innocently, but that business situation you began in 1998 will spiral out of control with repercussions for years to come. Get In. Get Out. Better yet, just don't start.

1) Stay the fuck away from DSF...that place'll warp your already messed up mind. Pray that you don't run into Pred in some other place.

Dear Pobs, aged 15....

1) Don't do those A-Levels or that Degree. You don't want to end up as an Accountant. It's fucking boring and you'll hate yourself for doing it.

2) Doing something creative you idiot. Media, Movies, Writing... get into something you are actually going to enjoy.

3) Malenka isn't up for cause of what happened to her before. And don't bother trying to be friends afterwards, it just gets messy. Though she has awesome tits so get while the gettings good cause that is going south quick.

4) Makayla is up for it so go for it, but be safe - there is a good chance shes been there before. Oh, and that time in the swimming pool - suggest it, see what she says!

5) Samantha ...... when you walk her home, she wants you. I don't care about Kevin wanting to ask her out - if he's too stupid not to have done it yet fuck him. You barely even know home in 14 years! Even if she won't have sex then, get some of those tits!

Lot's of hook-up regrets in this thread.