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The Godfather 12-02-2009 05:09 PM

Come On Tiger!
 
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We all know Elin went in on that ass with a 9 iron and we all know what "transgressions" is the code word for.

COME ON TIGER!



Nike
"Nike supports Tiger and his family. Our relationship remains unchanged," the company said in a statement.

Gatorade
"Tiger and his family have our support as they work through this private matter. Our partnership continues," Pepsico, the owner of Gatorade, said in a statement.

Gillette
"At this time, we are not making any changes to our existing marketing programs. As a matter of policy, we don't comment on future marketing plans," Procter & Gamble, the owner of Gillette, said in a statement.

Electronic Arts
"Our strong relationship with Tiger for more than a decade remains unchanged. We respect Tiger's privacy, we wish him a fast recovery and we look forward to seeing him back on the golf course," the company said in a statement.

TLC Vision
"Tiger Woods is important to TLC Vision. Our relationship with him continues without change. This is a private matter and we have no further comment," the company said in a statement.

NetJets Inc.
"Tiger Woods is one of the premiere athletes in the world and we are proud to have him involved with NetJets," said David Sokol, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway's NetJets unit.



When Tammy Wynette sings Stand by your Man, she is referring to your wife not your sponsors. But since they have stepped to plate in lieu of Mrs. Woods (who is probably standing by a decision to leave with a 50mil/year paycheck, at least your cash flow is intact. Congratulations, you are not Kobe Bryant or Chris Brown.

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But, I am curious. When you are out partaking of these blonde headed bitches, are you not paying them? I cannot believe you couldn't take care of the cellphone lady better than US Magazine. I am quite sure more of your fair headed friends are lining up to get a paycheck.

COME ON TIGER!

ThatHaole 12-02-2009 06:56 PM

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No shit! That's pocket money for him. And who leaves voicemails and texts like that in this day and age. Did he really think none of these bimbos would sell his ass out in a heartbeat. And I have about .0000000001% of his net worth and even I could afford a no contract phone that they sell for a few bucks at the 7-11.

Come on Tiger!

MEGADOUCHE 12-02-2009 07:16 PM

Not to upend the Tiger talk, but the dude is a phenomenal golfer, and that's all I really care aboot. I never expected him to be a role model or anything other than somebody who's skills I admire.

The Godfather 12-02-2009 07:35 PM

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I agree. Outside of golf, he's an idiot. Pimpin ain't easy - best left to the professionals.

MEGADOUCHE 12-02-2009 07:44 PM

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True DAT. Otherwise, you might get a club upside the Escalade.:D

MikeNesmith 12-02-2009 08:19 PM

Crazy Swedish chicks rock.

The Godfather 12-02-2009 08:21 PM

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Magnusrex 12-02-2009 10:03 PM

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Micheal Phelps was sold out by his friends for smoking pot at a party. no one can be trusted if money can be made off your ass. truly the saying. "With friends like these who needs enemies" is something celebs should understand.

pmpn8ez112 12-02-2009 11:15 PM

Would you cheat on this chick..



with this chick...



and this chick...




Come on Tiger!



:D

DeaconBlues 12-03-2009 12:04 AM

The moral of the story:

Even the hottest piece of married ass...has a husband behind her that is tired of her shit...however, that doesn't mean you should stick it in other people's asses...but he did. So, he got his ass kicked...he'll be on a short lease for a while...and he won't do it again...move on...

Warning: If this doesn't make sense...sorry...I just got home from curling and had to ***** up...


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