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n2tattoos.lol 07-21-2009 03:09 PM

Turtle Orgasm
 

TheSNakE 07-21-2009 05:36 PM

turtles are the only reptile I have ever observed that have sex just for fun. Males will even fuck other males to show dominace. They only have a yearly breeding season where they are fertile, but they fuck all the time. Some moan louder than Terry Weigle.

skywalker 07-21-2009 07:59 PM

That is the craziest shit I've seen in a long time. That is funny that the chick turtle looked like she would rather be swimming or some shit.

salumeria 07-21-2009 09:01 PM

what? no turtle money shot?

satan666 07-22-2009 02:09 AM

nature is fun, kids

TheSNakE 07-22-2009 02:42 AM

Just for the record, they are tortoises, not turtles. Almost the same thing but a little different. turtles are aquatic and tortoises are terrestrial. Both Chelonians (family of turtles and tortoises).

troup 07-22-2009 08:24 AM

Is it wrong that I really want a blowjob from a turtle after seeing the magic in their tongue? They have vagi-tongues!

The Godfather 07-22-2009 05:08 PM

Go for it SON!


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