Old news - Robber shoots himself in the nuts
 

http://www.wjno.com/pages/dumbcriminals1.html

KOKOMO, Ind. -- Police said a Kokomo man accidentally shot himself in the genitals as he robbed a convenience store early Tuesday. Kokomo police said they were called to a Village Pantry store at 100 N. Ohio St. at about 4:20 a.m. after a clerk at the store called them. "The bullet traveled through his right testicle ... and then into the bottom part of his leg," Kokomo police Lt. Don Whitehead said. Police said the man, whom they identified as 25-year-old Derrick Kosch (future Darwin Award winner), grabbed the bag full of cash and fled the store. Arrested a short time later.

Fucking moron

awesome... just awesome

Just to prove stupid is worldwide
 

A Wigan man's clueless antics have landed him a place in a new book about the world's most stupid villains.

When Stephen West pulled a lump of cannabis resin out of his pocket as he walked through security checks at Wigan Magistrates Court last year, little did he know that he would hit news stands across the country.

The 20-year-old, who was appearing for alleged breach of licence conditions, showed the substance to surprised security staff and asked them what he should do with the drug while he went into his hearing.
The bemused security officers told him he could not take the cannabis into court and said he would have to leave it with them.

Incredibly he agreed and even SIGNED his name on a receipt confirming the cannabis was his.
West, who lives in Jasmine Road, Worsley Hall, pleaded guilty to possession of the Class C drug and was fined £50 and ordered to pay £43 court costs.

LOL

http://www.wigantoday.net/wigannews/...-to.3646098.jp

just being a prick and bumping one of the oldest threads i could find like everyone else seems to be doing

Fucking funny sir. When there's no room in hell, the dead threads shall run the board