The girl giving birth on the main page (kinda NSFW)
 

She has the most bizarre nipples... I have seen my fair share of real nipples, in person but these get the pepperoni award!

Dude.....Those look more like fudge brownies than pepperoni nipples.....shit those are big

I'm pretty sure those nipples are deal breaker.

Now I know why fathers say that they don't want to have sex with the baby momma after watching her give birth.

my boss told me that her whole snatch turned black like that when she was in the final stages of pregnancy. oh and she got hemmoroids. pregnancy sounds awesome.

yeh the whole "man if I get her pregnant again she's gonna have another giant fuckin bowlinball ripping her apart again" thought can mess you up a little. But it goes away. Right about the same time as she remembers how to give head, you'll forget all about that. Until the next time.

Who the hell threw fried bologna on her tits?

Holy shit! I have a kid, so I'm not clueless as to some of the weird stuff that can happen to your body, but since when do the nipples turn black and look like they're about to rot off?!?!?! :eek:

They look like two giant Reece's Peanut Butter Cups!

Fuck...thanks a lot IronMan - I'll never be able to eat a Reese Cup again without thinking about rotten nipples. :p