How secretive are you about masturbation
when im about to stroke it i make sure all the doors are locked. i make sure all the blinds are closed. i put on headphones and turn down the computer speakers.
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nah, back in the day if I couldn't wake up the gf I would bust one on her tits while she slept. When I was a kid I clogged the shower drain and my mom was like, whatever it is you are doing in the shower you have to stop. That was pretty embarrassing.
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If she's sleeping then, whatever, i might as well enjoy myself.
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meh, not at all. My wife has walked in on me, as has her mother, jerking the gherkin. Usually I just stop, hand still on dick, and wait til they leave the room.
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my wife caught me jerkin once while checking out some chick on cam. she was crushed and thought it was her fault. To this day she thinks I dont do it anymore, and I don't...it's been 2 days
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i send a text to everyone i know when i start so they don't fucking call me right in the middle.
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100% secretive
Unless I'm swinging with a couple where it is an actual turn-on for the lady to see that, I keep my personal stuff to myself.
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When my stepdad was still around, I had to do it under the covers because I was paranoid that he had a cam in my room (he didn't, I'm psycho), even though my buzzer is loud as fuck so he could tell anyway.
Then after he died, I still have to do it under the covers because when I was in intermediate/high school, boys used to come to my window so I'm always paranoid someone is in the bushes watching. Not sure why I care about that. :evillol |
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