Random Sex Thoughts
 

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Right now
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DO IT FAGGOT!

i wonder what ever vagine look like when i see a hot chick

when i see a hot chick i try to picture if she has a nice trimed up pussy or if she is a slob and lets it grow wild

I need a bj.

Definately. I also imagine that she has tattoos, piercings, does she wear good girl or sirty nasty fucking slut whore lingerie and how she likes to fuck.

My walking around in a daze isn't always directly related to my meds :D

I should of had my wife fill out a questionnaire before we got married..

Will you give blow jobs after we are married?
NO!

NO?? No ring for you!!!

Preach on!

When I see a pregnant girl I know two things about her instantly:
1) She puts out (at least the once)
2) No need to worry about getting her pregnant

A groom-to-be stands at the altar crying quietly. The best man asks him what's up and he says "I just got the most incredible blowjob of my life. And the best part, it was from my wife-to-be!"

In the back of the church a bride-to-be stands crying. Her maid of honor tries to comfort her. "No no," the bride replies when asked if she's nervous. "I'm overjoyed, I just gave the last blowjob of my life."

-SrD

i wonder how hard it would be to fist my own ass while wearing macrame mittens

Why, your boyfriend's not around to do it for you anymore?