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Captain Obvious 11-16-2008 12:00 AM

Tits or Ass
 
Decided I needed to start my own thread and I checked as best as I could to find something not already covered.


Personally, I'm all about the boobies as long as they're real. Big, small, or in between. I'm the guy thats not looking into her eyes if shes wearing a low cut shirt and don't get it when shes upset. If you didn't want me to look you could've worn a parka. Junk in the trunk is much lower down on my list.

Your thoughts?

tokerjoe 11-16-2008 12:58 AM

love me a full set of titties

Randal Graves 11-16-2008 12:59 AM

I voted other because I'm less concerned with a chick's ass or tits. Her willingness to have sex with me is the key.

BarryMcCockiner 11-16-2008 10:57 AM

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Smart man, sure, tits and asses can be bought, but willingness to fuck can be bought with a few drinks for much less.

I could care less. My ex-wife had small tits and a small ass, I was very attracted to her. My current girlfriend wakes me up every morning beating me with her tits and has a fantastic ass, and I am very attracted to her. May sound cheesy, but I can be attracted to a lot of different body types but I need a personality to be with someone.

Mr Handlebars 11-16-2008 08:03 PM

I used to think I was weird, because I look at a woman's hair first, but I found out that other friends of mine do too. It tells me more about the woman than anything that she might say. The next is her body language and personality. Being that my disability is also something that ppl see when they meet me, their personality and body lauguage tell me if there is any connection. The least of my concerns are her T&A.

tlock 11-17-2008 06:59 PM

tits and ass are important, but i cant have a dog face looking at me..

scampr 11-17-2008 07:21 PM

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nail on the head there buddy. I love women, all kinds of women. If everything else is equal I'd take the girl with the great ass because they are a lot less common than a nice rack. however NONE of the rest matters if she has an unattractive face.

blankman 11-17-2008 10:33 PM

I voted for Ass. When I was younger it was all about tits but as I started to get a little older and wiser I found myself more attracted to chicks with nice round asses. Nothing like hitting that from behind grabbing onto those hips and just watching that ass bounce back at you. But of course I wouldn't mind a chick with both qualities

Captain Obvious 11-17-2008 11:15 PM

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That's why there are bags to put over her head, but only use paper, plastic has a tendency to become a felony really quickly.

Frankenstein 11-19-2008 01:13 AM

To Quote Rodney Dangerfield

I guess I must be a Ass guy. People are always walking up to me saying "Your an Ass Man"

davidhot 11-27-2008 07:02 AM

I love both ;) but if I have to choose, I pick the ass all the time, I had a girlfriend, with a cute little ass, and no tits, really I didīt care because, when we fuck, doggie with her was heaven, damn I miss that little cute ass

decano67 11-27-2008 08:23 AM

I LOVE the fact that bigger asses became more acceptable in mainstream American popular culture with the arrival of J-Lo and the like in the early '90s. Prior to her, I would hear women talk about having to work-out to take care of their "fat-asses" and I just couldn't understand it.

I remember seeing Bo Derek in '10' and thinking "She's beautiful but where is her butt?" Even that skinny Jane Fonda had more ass..Oh, and I was 12...:p

First time doing a girl doggy style I had so much fun I found myself posing with my hands on my hips like Superman.... or Peter Pan!!

maxbailey 11-27-2008 07:07 PM




Every time.

serafina 01-06-2009 09:52 PM

I'm a big breast appreciator since I have smaller ones myself, but I'm really more into nipples. I think nipples are so pretty. The breast size doesn't really matter much, as long as they are not too big. I like cute booties on girls. When girls wear tight jeans and their butts look round and cute. I don't like big booties, maybe on Kim K only.

jizzay 01-09-2009 10:41 PM

Jizzay says ass, because even if it's a man you can pretend it is a flat chested woman, but with tits, it takes the thrill of the guessing out.

georgetenfour 01-10-2009 06:38 PM

really, tits are great and wonderful and awesome, but i'd rather be grabbing my old lady's ass than her tits. almost any tits will get you by, i've seen some really bad ones though, like with nonexistent areola, nipple just like a little nub on an otherwise featureless chest tumor.. no, i mean tits are great, but my old lady had to learn to deal with me grabbing her ass and pulling her close to me.

velvet_skin 01-10-2009 06:47 PM

lemme squeeze one in, just so yous don't think george and i are fighting or some :D
i'd love to play with a girl's boobs but i'd rather spank a man's ass...
hope that makes sense :)

georgetenfour 01-10-2009 06:49 PM

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spanking a man's tits would just be silly.

velvet_skin 01-10-2009 06:52 PM

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yes...
and playing with a girl's ass isn't.
why don't you open the door and kick me into lesbianism, will you?! :o

maxbailey 01-10-2009 06:54 PM

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That made me laugh proper loud. :D

georgetenfour 01-10-2009 06:57 PM

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all grabbing of all asses is widely celebrated for it's greatitude!! :p

(and thanks, max!)

velvet_skin 01-10-2009 07:02 PM

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remember that when u catch me in bed playing with ur wife's ass :D
and not sharing!

georgetenfour 01-10-2009 07:03 PM

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... :mad: !!!!!
:o

maxbailey 01-10-2009 07:05 PM

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welcome, george.

asses are great but i like bewbs better. who'd have thunk it, eh, velvet?

i just like women in general, all different types, they all have their flaws but they wouldn't be women without them.


(and before you all start, men have their flaws too, thats why i dont find them so attractive:D )

Nigel_Stompbottom 01-11-2009 05:11 PM

I think as we get older, we start to look more towards the caboose versus the chest, as far as attractiveness. My reasoning is this:

When we are young, dumb and full of cum, tit's are natures billboard of saying go out and spread your seed, man! The breasts are firmer, more delicate and ready to feed our future unborn. As we get older, we understand a few things.

One, gravity is a bitch. Sure that girl that you know with the big knockers looks good now, but give it time. Eventually, those tires will go flat, seriously.

and B, ass can only sag so much. It will never get to the point that it looks like eggs on a nailhead. It will get dimpled, it will get plumper, and it may even get hairy. But again, gravity is a bitch and all of that weight will go down.

And with that, I am a reformed breast addict, it had to be double D's or nothing. And now I know better. The more fat in the chest, the more sag it will have later. I am shallow like that.

velvet_skin 01-11-2009 07:17 PM

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you developing a little conscience thing there, max? :D

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that made a lot of sense.
and keep in mind i don't intend the following for you.
if you're main reason of being with someone is big breasts you deserve a saggy ole pair of titties :)

401402 07-25-2009 11:07 PM

big tits:eek:

Azrael 07-26-2009 11:08 AM

Voted other.

I find that a toned stomach will trump either of these when it comes to grabbing my attention. However, it's a bonus that those usually come with a nice ass, which comes in at a close second.

Nigel_Stompbottom 07-26-2009 03:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdokW2FHHk

genroxbro 08-01-2009 02:07 PM

Tits or Ass
 
I cum in my fiances ass occasionally. The only potential problem I see might be that some of your cum could leak out and possibly go into her vagina and get her pregnant. Slim chance I know, but still a possibility.


Other than that no, I dont see any problem with it. She seems to like it, and I sure as hell love it
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nachos1345 08-02-2009 12:51 AM

I perefer a tits but the ass is a close serocond,

Trips 08-02-2009 02:33 AM

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Oh shit. Didn't see I could vote other.

If a woman has a nice waist the rest can't be bad. I'm a bewbs man myself but the first thing I see is a waist. Unless the bewbs are blocking my view :p

Jimshorts69 08-02-2009 09:02 PM

Put me down twice, once for each tittay!

defbug 09-09-2009 12:12 AM

I'm a tits man, love having them rubbed on my face and sucking the nipples, but also I love booty (bubblicious). Bow down to the power of the Tits and Ass...

rocker182 09-09-2009 12:50 AM

id rather tits because a nice ass is a waste if a chick doesnt let u do anal to her at least once

Nekyo 09-09-2009 02:34 AM

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Agreed...tits ftw

DontSnatch 09-09-2009 01:49 PM

gotta be tits. much hotter in action than an ass.

Radiofloyd 11-01-2009 10:49 PM

I favor tits more, however sometimes I do appreciate a fine ass. It really depends, but tits takes top priority.

im5obaked 11-02-2009 03:18 AM

I used to find myself to be an all around tit man, an ass didn't bother me so long as there was just the right shaped tits on her. Nowadays, I've found my taste has changed significantly, and that a woman's backside has become significantly more important in my quest for action.

2-6 11-24-2009 11:36 AM

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its ok. your sterile. nice ad. tits or GTFO


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