DAE still masturbate to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics?
 

Alright, here we go...

When I was really young I found my Dad's old issues of Sports Illustrated, I noticed this magazine was only worth a shit once a year...

I don't think anyone can argue the fact that Sports Illustrated has the hottest models around!

Some might say Victoria Secrets (many of whom used to be SI Models), some might say Maxim, Stuff, Front, Zoo, or even Nuts (many of these magazines are awesome by the way)...

The point is SI models are beautiful, have great (real) assets, and occasionally show some nip.

Now, am I the only one who waits for this fucker to come out every year because there's a chance I might see Brooklyn Decker, or Bar Refaeli's Nips?

Never did, but I had Elle McPherson's pictures taped all over my walls when she was in it.

So you never "Pet your Snake" to SI?

WTF, I can't be the only one!

My Dad was a bit of a religious nut so he didn't have any porn, and this was before the internets

well, when I was younger I never needed any inspiration. I'd have to whack it twice a day just so I can leave the house without a boner. Plus I have always had a couple of girlfriends and was always having steady sex. Now that I am older my girlfriend wears me out so I have to save it all for her or I'll never keep up. Then she'll dump me for a guy closer to her own age:D

See that's why you needed SI, the rest of us had a generous supply of porn hidden in our parents closets growing up.

Yeah, my dad's bedside table had a little storage area. It was jammed with Penthouse and Hustler and Gallery and Penthouse Forum (for intellectual jerking I guess). There were so many I never had to worry if I slipped a couple from the middle of the stack and took them to my room. SI just never really did it for me, and Playboy was like looking at paintings of women instead of real women.

sports illustrated models were cool when i was young right now though i prefer american curves!

was punctuation cool then to or did you give it up for lent and thanks for bumping an ancient thread no one cared about in the process

Apparently this guy still does...

Are you kidding, I have spanked it so many times to the SSI. Then again, I still enjoy the sunday JC Penny lingerie ads in the paper