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Vodkaman 04-23-2024 08:40 PM

I'll volunteer to help with this science experiment. Amtronic's sperm are so old they need to use Waze to find out where to go.
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Frothy Afterbirth 04-23-2024 09:56 PM

The proper way to eat shellfish as it should!


amtronic 04-24-2024 03:35 AM

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Nope to #1. At this time they are inside but on the outside of the nether region. They took the long way 'round and ended up on the outside looking in where they started.

Nope to #2. The diaphragm is a barrier between the thoraxic area where the heart and lungs and shit are located. But down in the abdomen where the stomach, large and small intestines, bladder, kidneys, etc, that's all fair game.
Hope the little buggers aren't hungry!!


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amtronic 04-24-2024 03:36 AM

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Well they are old enough to read a Texaco gas station road map!


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Vodkaman 04-24-2024 08:34 PM

But can they fold that map back up properly?
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Vodkaman 04-24-2024 08:37 PM

Are medical journals about the reproductive parts of a female your porn kink? :)
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amtronic 04-25-2024 12:18 AM

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It does end up all sticky though. :evillol

amtronic 04-25-2024 12:20 AM

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This was all explained to me by a medical professional. Really. They do not play one on TV.

MadamMeow 05-01-2024 06:51 PM

I am going to go see the Slipknot in August.

It will also be 25 years to the month since I did that for the first time at the 2nd or 3rd Ozzfest before anyone knew who they were. We sure as hell didn't.

We had to wait many months for their first album to finally come out and it kicked our asses when it did.

Can't wait! :spin:

Also, I am old af. :cry

:evillol

Vodkaman 05-01-2024 10:53 PM

I smoked enough weed to fill a cargo van while listening to Ozzy.
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