Miss USA hopefuls racy photos
I guess there is some controversy surrounding this years' Miss USA hopefuls...
They say these photos are too racy! I say HOGWASH! These photos are a step closer to seeing them all naked! A little more skin, a little more sex, and they might get the ratings they've been looking for! Anyways the story is here Code:
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. Alaska Arizona Arkansas CALIFORNIA!!! Colorado Connecticut DC (Eliminated for not being a State!) Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri |
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The Semifinalists Continued!
Miss Mississippi!
That's one hell of a push up bra in her racy photo because her tits seem to disappear in her swimsuit photo! Still, I would lick whip cream out of her snatch until the bottle was empty! Miss Missouri! Very Sexy Woman! Looks like she knows how to please a man, or her dad! Her tits look huge in her evening dress too. I still can't believe how big that arch is in St. Louis. Miss Montana! What a sweetheart! Check out her abs in her swimsuit pic, that's fucking nice! I could skip my cum beads off that shit! Miss New York! Exotic beauty! The evening gown is beautiful too (no homo). Miss Oregon! She's like the girl-next-door type who I would spy on. Very cute girl, always smiling for some reason (maybe because she's beautiful). Sara Jean Underwood went to college at Oregon State, so I'm a little Biased when I see another blond bombshell from Oregon. Miss South Carolina! Never had a bad time in South Carolina! Cute and Classy from Carolina, makes me think of a country song or some shit. Miss Texas! Texas holds the most titles for Miss USA, 9 to be specific. California is second with 5, so it goes to say they know how to grow them in Texas. When I went to Texas I thought I would be surrounded with arrogant bastards, but overall I was impressed! And their chicks are legit, go to Austin for a Longhorns game and you will realize that they must recruit chicks only for their sex appeal because that place is awesome! She's probably been doing pageants her whole life, and she's damn good at it. Her evening gown is stupid, but her hair is beautiful (no homo)! Miss Wyoming! Demetri Martin once said that the easier it is to draw a state, the harder it is to live in that state (sorry Wyoming). This girl proves the opposite! Very beautiful, supermodel beautiful...and you know she knows how to use a gun! Now that's hot! |
The Finalists!
Alright, this is lucky beer number 13 and I have only studied a chapter of my final tomorrow!
Miss Iowa!! Alright, this is my girl! She has it all and then some! She's got a +1,200 rating on sportsbook.com, but I think she's better than great! Love this fuckin' chick Miss Montana!! How could you say no to that face!?! Could you buy me some tampax? Sure fucking thing! Could you be nice to my mom, for sure! Although she's rated +6,000 on sportsbook.com, I'd have to say she's beautiful in my book! Montana has never won the title either! Miss South Carolina!! She's still classy in my book! Only +2,500 in sportsbook, I think she's grand! Miss Texas!! In all respects Texas should win this fucker! With only a +1,200 on sportbook, I can only assume she was made for this shit! Miss Wyoming!! I really love this chick! Wyoming has never won this shit either. She's definately worth a kick in the nuts, and therefore the crown! Sportsbook has her at +3,500! WTF, Seriously? I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from! BTW, California was the lowest odds on sportsbook, with +500! Seriously! Damn it, should've stuck to my roots... |
And The WINNER Is...
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Too Racy? LMAO. The lingerie section in the sears catalog when I was 12 was racier than this.
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yummy!!
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any of them will be good. ANY
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