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amtronic 07-05-2016 09:46 AM

Even I don't understand my humor sometimes.
 
Maggie gets the results of her pregnancy test



Where a woman who has engaged in sexual congress with a man pees on a cow pie, waits one minute, then steps in the cow pie. If it sticks to her foot, she is pregnant. If it doesn't then she is not. This is where the term "Shit, pregnant again" originated. It wasn't a very accurate test.

Vodkaman 07-05-2016 04:59 PM

How you came across this tidbit I need to know

amtronic 07-05-2016 05:29 PM

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Ancestry dot com. The more you dig, the more weird stuff you find.


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MadamMeow 07-05-2016 05:57 PM

Her eyes are creeping me the fook out. :eek:

Vodkaman 07-05-2016 11:06 PM

For some reason when I look at her picture the thought that she makes a great stew comes to my mind. No joke or hidden message in my statement. I am high and now craving stew.

drchin 07-20-2016 09:26 PM

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Probably everyone made great stew back in them old days, what choice did they have? And as long as she made it before she took the pregnancy test . . . :D


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