Sexual Highlights
 

This one time, at band camp . . .

If I had to pick any moment in my sexual life to Groundhog Day, it would be when I was fucking Tara while she and Patty were 69ing (Tara on top) and Patty tilted her head and started sucking on my balls.

Another would be getting head from Tara and Renee at the same time, except that Renee had a little bit of a mustache that she bleached, and I didn't notice it until I was kissing her. Renee was a 4 finger and a thumb type of girl.

When I was 15, Melissa gave me head in the back of her mom's VW bus while her mom was driving. That was pretty cool.

Serena's ex-boyfrend Craig invited her over to swim and she brought me and I fucked her in the pool when he went inside the house. That one chafed a little.

I used to go to the restaurant at the airport with Patty, and there was a little used upper section that we liked to drink in because she could give me head there and we'd be able to see the waitress coming (but she couldn't see me coming) and so we could cover up before we got caught.

I've had the sex three times on the side of roads leaning against cars. Twice by wheatfields and once on a side road on a mountain pass in the summer. The last one was anal, so that wasn't very well thought out.

Patty and I hooked up with a girl, Lauren or Laurel or something like that, that we met online in about 1996 or 1997. After a couple weeks of emails, Patty picked her up from her dorm and drove her the 150 miles to my place. We had sex 7 times n 24 hours then she wigged out and we had to drive her home. She smoked a lot of pot while she was there, and never showered after any of the sex, including the butt sex.

Patty and I also hooked up with another couple, Dan and Carla, online. She had never been with anybody except her husband and wanted to try, and he apparently wanted to watch. We had dinner, watched a porno, then Carla folded out the hide-a-bed couch in the living room and the two of us played while Patty and Dan watched. She had the tiniest pussy I've ever seen, like a one finger pussy. When she came she growled like a grizzly bear. Then she said "do you want me to suck you off?" I accepted. When we were done she gave me a hot towel to clean up, I got dressed, shook Dan's hand, then Patty and I went back to our Motel 6 and fucked again.

Patty flashed me on Tarzan's Treehouse at Disneyland, but we were completely unable to find a place to actually do the sex while we were there. Fuckin' castmembers, man. They see everything.

There is a stretch of highway north of Los Angeles that runs straight for 20 or 30 miles, which is just about enough time to get road head, and the best part of it is that if you time it right, there's a rest stop right at the end of the beej so you can stop and get cleaned up.

Patty used to love to blow me in unusual places, like the Safeway parking lot every single time we went on a late night beer run (which provided incentive to underbuy beer before a party) but the best/worst/weirdest was at a cemetary, sitting on this altar/dais thing staring into the face of Jesus. Not entirely sure I'm proud of that one.

Once while on a day trip/picnic, Judy and I were standing up by the river making the sex when a troop of Boy Scouts or Cub Scouts walked by.

Laurel/Lauren (see above) had laid out a list of things she'd always wanted to try, including being blindfolded, anal, and having her pussy shaved. Perhaps what freaked her out was us doing all three things in one session, though to fair, she stayed for six more before freaking out. She was a little over 5 feet tall, 138 pounds according to her profile on Adult Friend Finders, and had 38 DD breasts, and because she was 19, they were still firm and stood up. When I took off her bra, it was like staring at the Grand Canyon or Kilamanjaro. Almost enough to make me believe in a god.

Patty really liked the spanking. First time I fucked her, I spanked her with a two foot shoehorn that left a mark for weeks. I spanked her once with a radio antenna (her idea) and she probably still has a scar. I wouldn't necessarily call this one a highlight, but holy crap did it get her hot. She came once just from being spanked repeatedly on the ass with a dowel.

Patty's best feature was great big CSLs. She would go down on me for 45 minutes and never repeat herself. She was like an artist.

That's a whole lot of fucking going on here.

One time I took acid and fucked a girl of legal age on a playground.

When I started coming down, I realized I was dry fucking the sandpit and there were no chicks there.

Now that is some rough sex.

With my first wife, I waited an extraordinarily long time to make the sex with her. Five dates. She later told her friend I was an animal, I only waited five dates for the sex. Wedding night we fucked in the back of the limo on the way to Seattle.

Stopped by my buddy Don's house right after we graduated from high school. He had a tent set up in the yard and his girlfriend Michelle had a friend in town, Chris or Christie or Christine/a or something like that. 20 minutes after I met her, I was making sex with her in the tent while Don and Michelle sat in the corner making out.

Then we all went camping and we had the sex for another two or three days, then tried talking to her and just couldn't do it. I ended up hitchhiking home 80 miles to get away from her.

Then a few weeks later I had to go to the doctor to get tetracycline for the painful burning when I peed. That last was a lowlight.

My first was Sharmin. She had big puffy nipples. She only fucked me because her boyfriend had just fucked my ex girlfriend and she was pissed. I was willing to overlook her questionable motivation.

My first time with Judy was buttsex. Her mom sent us downstairs to clean up the basement and we got distracted. That was pretty awesome.

Tera (not Tara) I only got to fuck once, and it was as part of a three way, the less good kind. She had fake boobies and I asked her boyfriend if I could feel them. Glad to announce he stayed on his own end.

I had one other of the not as good kind of threeways, with Patty and Aaron. She wanted a DP for her birthday. I had had a dozen of the good kind with her so I figured I'd give it a shot. Balls did not touch.

Patty did ATM.

Sadly, though, never ATOGM.

Patty, Tara, Lisa and I were nekkid in the kitchen of Tara's apartment and were playing around and getting ready to head to the bedroom when Lisa's fucking boyfriend showed up and Patty and I hid while Tara and Lisa threw on clothes and handled the cockblocker. Still, an evening that ends with a threeway instead of a fourway ain't that bad.

Patty used to like to toss my salad while giving me a slow slippery handy. She was a good sport.

Pepper I tried to fuck for years but was thoroughly friendzoned. So bad she'd sleep drunk in the same bed with me and pee in front of me when we hid in the bathroom at parties to do coke.

Finally 20 years after meeting her she called me, back in town housesitting for her aunt and uncle. We got shitfaced and she told me her husband had cheated on her (yes, another revenge fuck to which I did not object). I was terrible. Came too soon and tried to hide it by continuing to thrust. She didn't really care, since she was also shitfaced drunk.

Later I sent her a friend request and she has ignored it to this day.

Katie I picked up at a funeral. We made out and she gave me head at the park, then we went to my motel and made the sex. I'd like to think that Buz wasn't looking down on us, but if he was, that he would have approved.


She later called me needing bail money.

Marla had great big titties. It always bothered her that I was more of an ass man. She used to give me handies when we were stuck in traffic in Seattle. That was awesome right up to the end. Then I was still stuck in traffic, but with a lap full of spooge.

first time I had the butt sex, his cock ended up leaning against my asshole & i just kept moving back so so slowly, until we were doing it

No one said anything

recently buttsex in the kitchen

the whole night was off, couldn't find a rythmn & trying all the usual things

so we end up in front of the sink & I couldn't get comfortable, I was going to bang my head on the faucet or chip a tooth on a dish

I go over & grab a handful of floor in the corner in the dark, legs wide, ass up & he grabs a hold of the hips & goes to town on it. My favorite part is the Disengage, after he comes & everyone kinds of twitches as he tries to pull back out. There's a sigh of relief when neither of us fall down

the first time made the full sex with MrS

I didn't know I could come that much!!
& after that he was stuck with me, dug in like a tick

Christmas fisting (.... almost?) (I'm not sure)


And the night before Thanksgiving when my car broke down on the way home & I gave him a drunk BJ on the side of the highway waiting for the towtruck/a ride. And then I fell asleep. I actually don't remember how we did get home

did it kneeling on a hammock once, the swinging worked well
then we moved to the grass & I has atleast seven mosquito bites all over my back the next day



almost had the 2 guy threesome once, made out with both of them. But the one went to sleep & I did it with the other outside on the picnic table of the parent's house. That other kid died a week later. That made it weird

that time in college, with the boy trying to see how much of a hand would fit

the first time with that so I was making some noise, just not paying attention at all & lost in it, head pressed in the corner of the bed & the wall

at one point I realized & asked if I should stop, we should stop & he goes no no no it's totally fine, (he liked that the room of girls next door might mind)

room 420, 421? something like that

This has gotta be one of the best posts on this board!

once had this woman give me her ass for my bday on her dining room table, later we sat there with her husband having cake and she kept smirking. kinda wish her name was Edith.....

So I find out, years too late, that my ex-wife and her sister used to "snuggle" and "touch" themselves/each other while they were growing up and sharing a bedroom.

Glad to see a years-old topic brought back to life!

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Incest is best put your sister to the test. Your story is both hot and sort of hot at the same time.

I went to my family reunion this weekend - damn, there is a lot of pruning I would do on the family tree! And some of the young stuff running around, there is a lot of re-seeding I would do, too.


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