There is a stretch of highway north of Los Angeles that runs straight for 20 or 30 miles, which is just about enough time to get road head, and the best part of it is that if you time it right, there's a rest stop right at the end of the beej so you can stop and get cleaned up.

Patty used to love to blow me in unusual places, like the Safeway parking lot every single time we went on a late night beer run (which provided incentive to underbuy beer before a party) but the best/worst/weirdest was at a cemetary, sitting on this altar/dais thing staring into the face of Jesus. Not entirely sure I'm proud of that one.

Once while on a day trip/picnic, Judy and I were standing up by the river making the sex when a troop of Boy Scouts or Cub Scouts walked by.

Laurel/Lauren (see above) had laid out a list of things she'd always wanted to try, including being blindfolded, anal, and having her pussy shaved. Perhaps what freaked her out was us doing all three things in one session, though to fair, she stayed for six more before freaking out. She was a little over 5 feet tall, 138 pounds according to her profile on Adult Friend Finders, and had 38 DD breasts, and because she was 19, they were still firm and stood up. When I took off her bra, it was like staring at the Grand Canyon or Kilamanjaro. Almost enough to make me believe in a god.

Patty really liked the spanking. First time I fucked her, I spanked her with a two foot shoehorn that left a mark for weeks. I spanked her once with a radio antenna (her idea) and she probably still has a scar. I wouldn't necessarily call this one a highlight, but holy crap did it get her hot. She came once just from being spanked repeatedly on the ass with a dowel.

Patty's best feature was great big CSLs. She would go down on me for 45 minutes and never repeat herself. She was like an artist.

That's a whole lot of fucking going on here.

One time I took acid and fucked a girl of legal age on a playground.

When I started coming down, I realized I was dry fucking the sandpit and there were no chicks there.

Now that is some rough sex.

With my first wife, I waited an extraordinarily long time to make the sex with her. Five dates. She later told her friend I was an animal, I only waited five dates for the sex. Wedding night we fucked in the back of the limo on the way to Seattle.

Stopped by my buddy Don's house right after we graduated from high school. He had a tent set up in the yard and his girlfriend Michelle had a friend in town, Chris or Christie or Christine/a or something like that. 20 minutes after I met her, I was making sex with her in the tent while Don and Michelle sat in the corner making out.

Then we all went camping and we had the sex for another two or three days, then tried talking to her and just couldn't do it. I ended up hitchhiking home 80 miles to get away from her.

Then a few weeks later I had to go to the doctor to get tetracycline for the painful burning when I peed. That last was a lowlight.

My first was Sharmin. She had big puffy nipples. She only fucked me because her boyfriend had just fucked my ex girlfriend and she was pissed. I was willing to overlook her questionable motivation.