The day before Christmas
Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house.
All the DSFers were posting chicks out of a blouse. Mega was whining his usual blues And Foetus was making us all want to spew And I at my puter looking for shit to post In the hopes of rep from which I could boast When what to my wandering eyes should appear But bitches in poses that make Mums fear Forgetting my mission I tore open my pants To fap at my weiner hating that Stantz As I sat at my desk, dick in my hand Stroking ever harder because it felt grand There were breasts on my screen so creamy and round Made me gaze in wonder at what I had found Cmetz would be jealous, Smeegs he would die Eccles would sniff, and SNakE he would just cry Meow I would wonder, do hers look good as these But we'll never know since she wont let us see And Homo would look at dicks to suck While the rest of us wondered, WTF With a click of the mouse, so lively and quick The boobs they were sent, but the hoster was shit More angry than hockey fans, my curses they came I screamed and shouted and called out bad names Now Satan you shit Approve my new host Cause the ones you picked Suck balls more than most On Juice, on Brownfella On Bob and on Max Can anybody post anything, even a fax On Noobs post something besides total crap Can't you at least help some of us fap Now post away post away post away all As I sprang from desk giving my keyboard a slam The boobs that would stay on my hard drive were grand But no one would see them as I gave up to go dine Crying Merry Christmas to all, but the boobs are all mine MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS |
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Great job Cable! +rep
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Good job Woody.
Merry Christmas ya bunch of cunts. |
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Rep for you Wood.
Merry Christmas DSF. |
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