Ah, got ya. My mistake.

yo bailiff
 

I'm here to post bail for Patriot. He's a funny motherfucker and we need him back. If he does anything really stupid to get booted you can take my password privileges away for a couple days.

too late, i think. he's been pulling shenanigans behind the scenes.

so it says they'll be here for a "period of time"(see scampr i'm actually quoting something:p )any idea how long that is

you better get that tongue back in your mouth before I find the habañeros again!

well if this is anything like most little town jails we just need to bring 1)your boobs or 2) your mama's cobbler or 3) my bail offering. And since no one else actually stepped up and produced 1 or 2 I figured someone had to show up here.

So when I get in trouble next week when Patriot mouths off just feel guilty!

are you drunk

I know, how surprising, I'm flirting sober! Kind of confusing you hunh?

i think you need to get drunk. i understand you better that way.

last time you got drunk the scratches on my back lasted 3 weeks

Wishful thinking : p